I'm a California girl-born and raised on the coast, an EMT, and outdoor enthusiast now exploring the great state of Washington
is it good or bad that I can’t put in to words why I love you and like being with you, despite the fact that we get to see each other maybe a couple hours a week.
Posted on 1 October, 2014
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
now you understand it, un-glassed people?
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*
Posted on 1 October, 2014Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive